I'm tired of everyone dissing drugs. Drugs are sooooo goooodd!!!!!! they make you all happy for no reason at all.
Like crack, crack can make you really really fast and jumpy and run around in circles like a dog! dog's are awesome, who wouldn't want to be like one? And have you ever seen a crackwhore? they're really skinny! most girls would kill to have a body like that. Also, it's an easy to take drug, cuz you can snort it, rub it on your teeth, etc. it's fun stuff. Look at Tyrome Biggums, he was always having a good time. he had a 50,000 dollar crack party!
Marijuana has the coolest names ever. Mary Jane, Ganja, Pot, Weed, Grass, Sticky, etc. Also it's the cheapest of the drugs. So it's economical. And everyone who's anyone does it, even Yami-sama. That Pharoah's as cool as it gets. Also, you can make a bong out of nearly anything, tim was talking about how awesome his sports bottle one is.
PCP is totally ftw. I mean, i do a gallon atleast every day. it's sooooo much fun. I love the angel dust.
Acid, i mean, jimmy hendrix did it. WIN
Prescription Pain Killers are the cool thing for you kids these days. They work especially good when you take them while blasting some of your favorite music, like The Used, FOB, or Hawthorne Heights. All the cool band people do it, you should too, it'll make you non-comformist like all of them.
"Remember kids, we don't want you to shoot up your school, play russian roulette, or not smoke pot. Keep on blazing."